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benriddell:

jess-sukka:

Name: Jessica T
Tumblr Name: Jess-Sukka
Nicknames: Jess, Sukka, Caca, Cock, Cooquers, Dinxy
Birthday: December 30
Age: 21
Location: Sarasota, Florida
Current school/job:  Freelance Photographer / Baker
Sexual orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Random fact about yourself: I’m left handed.
Hobbies/Interests: Photography, Music, Baking, Makin’ it rain
Do you smoke/drink: Yes/Yes
Favorite Tumblr blogs?: tiffanyarei, rawrhetoric, jennermelons, willcrusta, saranotodette, ChristianDelfino, openyourworldintoeverything, brycelindsey, heymikewaskom, BrettJohn
Why Tumblr?: I hate creeptastic networking sites and lame people… I like sayin what I want when I wannnnnnt.

The question is can you use a pair of left handed scissors, I can’t and only know 1 lefty that can!

I can indeed!! I actually have a pair of scissors tattooed on the left side of my neck… not because I can use them however… hahahaha.

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Name: Jessica T
Tumblr Name: Jess-Sukka
Nicknames: Jess, Sukka, Caca, Cock, Cooquers, Dinxy
Birthday: December 30
Age: 21
Location: Sarasota, Florida
Current school/job:  Freelance Photographer / Baker
Sexual orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Random fact about yourself: I’m left handed.
Hobbies/Interests: Photography, Music, Baking, Tats, Makin’ it rain
Do you smoke/drink: Yes/Yes
Favorite Tumblr blogs?: tiffanyarei, rawrhetoric, jennermelons, willcrusta, saranotodette, ChristianDelfino, openyourworldintoeverything, brycelindsey, heymikewaskom, BrettJohn
Why Tumblr?: I hate creeptastic networking sites and lame people… I like sayin what I want when I wannnnnnt.

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oh my god i just found the greatest gif ever tumblr you're welcome

galvatron:hanniballecter:mcgonagall:luthy:ithreatenedtostapleher:inflightradio:

omg that is fantastic lmao

omg genius

oh my god. boogie shoes by kc and the sunshine band goes perfectly with this.

Oh my god.

My life just flashed before my own eyes.

And it was good.

epic winnnnnnnnn

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chelseamcfly:

New orleans isn’t ready for this dude moving here.
Love you kid, let the good and bad times roll.

excuseeeee me?

chelseamcfly:

New orleans isn’t ready for this dude moving here.

Love you kid, let the good and bad times roll.

excuseeeee me?

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fuck this up AGAIN,

and it WILL be your last time. trust.

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do want.

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do want.

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If you say “beer can” in a British accent, you’re saying “bacon” in a Jamaican accent…Mind officially blown. »highDeas
2 days ago
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rawrhetoric:

Kanye West links up with “Where The Wild Things Are” director Spike Jonze to present a short film named We Were Once A Fairy Tale.

SERIOUSLY….. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS I DONT EVEN….

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suckmyballs:

So about nine months ago, during Black History Month, my girlfriend and I had been Going Steady for a while and we decide to Turn It Out and Go Home, Get Down. As I was taking advantage of my Romantic Rights, she commented on my endurance, and I just said, “You’re a Woman, I’m a Machine.” After a while I told her I was going to cum, but she told me to Pull Out. I just replied that that would ruin the Sexy Results and then came inside her.Fast forward a few weeks and she discovers that she’s pregnant. We were divided on whether or not she should get an abortion, and we had a bit of a Cold War between us for a while. Eventually, though, we both decided that we didn’t want Blood on Our Hands.Skip to today, and we’re now the proud parents of a beautiful Little Girl!

made my night soo much better.

suckmyballs:

So about nine months ago, during Black History Month, my girlfriend and I had been Going Steady for a while and we decide to Turn It Out and Go Home, Get Down. As I was taking advantage of my Romantic Rights, she commented on my endurance, and I just said, “You’re a Woman, I’m a Machine.” After a while I told her I was going to cum, but she told me to Pull Out. I just replied that that would ruin the Sexy Results and then came inside her.

Fast forward a few weeks and she discovers that she’s pregnant. We were divided on whether or not she should get an abortion, and we had a bit of a Cold War between us for a while. Eventually, though, we both decided that we didn’t want Blood on Our Hands.

Skip to today, and we’re now the proud parents of a beautiful Little Girl!

made my night soo much better.

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